BY ERROL (HEAD OF MARKETING)

BIG NEWS, readers! Local legend Huw Lewis came through with a massive scoop and fixed the black BMW just in time! The “-ing eejit” (aka not my real dad) was panicking, but we made it down the road to the Ceredigion County Show in Aberystwyth! It was a super short trip from the homestead to the showground. I barely even had time to get properly comfy on my Goddess Mummy’s lap before the wheels stopped rollin!

But hold onto your hats, folks, because the early mornin entertainment was high-larious.

I sat back and watched the f_ing idiot try to put up our market gazebo in the howling morning wind. Writing to you live from my desk, I can report he nearly got blown clean away from Kansas a few times! I was heckling from the sidelines, obviously. And guess what? Just as he finally finished wrestling the canvas into submission, the wind completely died down (heh heh heh) and the big warm sun came out for the rest of the day! Classic eejit timing.

The show was absolutely buzzin, readers! There was:

• Majestic horses.
• Fluffy sheeps.
• Big coo beasties.
• Tasty snacks (my favorite!).
• And rows and rows of lovely stalls with lovely people.

But best of all? There was loads and loads and LOADS of doggies! Naturally, none of them was as brave, feerse, and completely fearless as yours truly (even if the f-in eejit took me for walks and I discovered that sheeps is actually pretty heckin scary up close. Do not print that part).

After a long, hot day of being the absolute center of attention at the Jon and Mary’s Curios stall, it was finally time to head back to HQ. I greeted my cat brother Loki and the terrifying Lady Alice, demolished a well-deserved treat (like my favourite duk onna stik), and crashed straight into bed.

Another successful marketing campaign in the books!

KthxBai – Errol