Jon and Mary's Sterling Silver Jewellery

Silver Jewellery: Wearable Art Born from the Bench

Every piece of silver we create has a story to tell. Born directly from the jeweler’s bench in our chapel workshop, this collection brings together traditional metalwork techniques and highly imaginative design. We do not just shape metal; we forge narratives you can wear.

The Goddess Mummy and the “-ing eejit” put endless patience and dedication into transforming raw silver into unique, wearable art. Errol, naturally, keeps a very close eye on the bench to ensure everything meets the strict quality standards of a high-flying canine supervisor (and to make sure nothing shiny falls on the floor without a proper inspection).

Our collection balances time-honored craftsmanship with that distinct, quirky spirit that defines everything we do. We layer our silver with:

  • Beautifully organic, molten, and reticulated textures that catch the light
  • Bold, structural forms that stand out in a crowd
  • Deliberate, intricate details that invite you to look closer

Whether you are looking for a striking statement piece to wear to your next big event or a subtle, everyday treasure to hold close, these designs are crafted to speak to you.

Explore our current gallery of handcrafted silver and find a piece of the chapel’s story as unique and individual as you are.

The Robot Collection: A Gallery of Whimsy

Welcome to our workshop’s mechanical menagerie! Our quirky robot figures are way more than just decorative ornaments; they are handcrafted mechanical characters waiting to bring a smile to your face. We don’t just build them; we breathe unique personality into every single block of timber.

Each character begins life as a pile of hand-selected wood, vintage metal components, and curious findings right here in our converted chapel studio. The Goddess Mummy and the “-ing eejit” bolt, carve, and glue them into existence. Mary works entirely by intuition—no blueprints or sketches allowed—layering the forms with rich textures, while Jon handles the heavy engineering.

Naturally, Errol oversees the final quality inspection. As a dog who respects good design, he makes sure every robot has the perfect amount of retro charm and is completely safe from any passing cats who might get jealous of their style.

We balance traditional craft with a bold, 1950s science-fiction and steampunk aesthetic. Our robots feature:

  • Hand-selected timber blocks with beautiful, tactile wood grains
  • Quirky decorations made from authentic gears, springs, and vintage mechanical findings
  • Individual personalities that hold character in their gears and warmth in their hand-painted details

Some stand stoic and ready for duty. Others look ready to cause a bit of mischief. These aren’t factory-made automatons; no two are identical. Each one represents a perfect fusion of artisan craft and playful imagination, built to sit proudly on your desk, guard your bookshelf, or act as a completely original gift.

Explore our assembly line of characters hiding among the shelves. From wide-eyed observers to little inventors, every robot carries its own story. We hope you enjoy meeting them as much as we enjoyed bringing them to life!

Keepsake Boxes: A Proper Home for Secrets, Stories, and Small Wonders

Every treasure needs a proper home. I am not just talking about where a clever doggie might hide a spare treat, but your precious trinkets, love letters, secrets, and small wonders.

Our keepsake boxes do way more than just sit there looking pretty on a shelf. They are a total canvas for the imagination. The Goddess Mummy and the “-ing eejit” decorate these beautiful vessels entirely by hand right here in our converted chapel workshop. They layer them up with:

  • Amazing tactile textures you just want to touch
  • Vibrant, bright colours that catch the eye
  • Intricate details, gears, and beautiful findings that make you stop and look close

The biggest scoop? No two boxes are identical. Some feature delicate floral arrangements, while others boast bold, quirky surfaces that completely defy expectations. Each one represents a unique fusion of utility and art, crafted to hold those special items you simply cannot part with.

These boxes are 100% designed to spark joy. Whether you are tucking away a collection of cool found objects or keeping a special gift safe, our keepsakes provide a secure and beautiful space for your most valued memories.

Explore our current selection and find the box that speaks to you. We hope you find one as completely unique as the treasures you intend to keep inside.

Goodboy Bindle Featherstone of Quirm (aka Errol)’s Journal

Head of Marketing, Apprentice Author, and Chief Security Officer. Expert in weaponized cuteness, defender of the stall against Marauders, and legally not the son of the F-ing Idiot (Jon).
Dive into our latest tales, creative journeys, and handcrafted highlights shared by Jackawawa Errol to keep you connected and inspired.

A close-up of Errol, the dog known as 'Goodboy Bindle Featherstone of Quirm', wearing a plaid bowtie and sitting on a patchwork quilt, with a craft stall featuring handmade robot figures visible in the background.