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By Goodboy Bindle Featherstone of Quirm (Head of Marketing & Snack Connoisseur) Hello! Hello fans and followers. It is I, Errol—officially known as Goodboy Bindle Featherstone of Quirm—reporting live from the carpet. Heavy is the head that wears the collar, especially when you are single-handedly running the PR department of this entire operation. Being Head…
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ERROL’S DISPATCHESFrom the Newsdesk of Goodboy Bindle Featherstone of Quirm — Head of Marketing, Chief Morale Officer & Birthday Boy Stop the presses, gentle readers. Hold the front page. Tell the typing pool to put down their sandwiches and listen. I am nine. NINE. The figure itself is almost too momentous to type. Nine years…
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ERROL’S DISPATCHESFrom the Newsdesk of Goodboy Bindle Featherstone of Quirm — Head of Marketing, Chief Morale Officer & Veteran of the Craft Fair Circuit Four fairs in four days, gentle readers. Four. Count them. I have. The -ing eejit says I sleep eighteen hours a day and therefore have no right to complain about fatigue.…
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BY ERROL (HEAD OF MARKETING) 🐾 DAY THREE OF THE MARATHON: Monday brought a most welcome operational adjustment—a bit of a lie-in! Because the Tywyn Monday Market starts a little later and is significantly closer to headquarters than Greenacres, we enjoyed a wonderfully leisurely 7:30 AM start. Once the caravan was loaded, off we went…
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BY ERROL (HEAD OF MARKETING) 🐾 DAY TWO OF THE MARATHON: After the high-stakes exploration of new territories yesterday in Barmouth, it was highly comforting to steer the corporate caravan back into completely familiar territory: Greenacres! The deployment started under cool and cloudy skies. Most notably, the characteristic Greenacres onshore gale failed to make an…
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BY ERROL (HEAD OF MARKETING) 🐾 THE MARATHON BEGINS: Hold onto your kibble, readers, because the Jon & Mary’s Curios corporate caravan has just embarked on a grueling, four-day straight trading schedule! Four days! A grueling itinerary by anyone’s standards, but needs must when you’re at the top of the luxury artisan robot and jools…
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BY ERROL (HEAD OF MARKETING) 🐾 HIGH-SPEED ROAD REPORT: On Monday, the corporate caravan headed back to the Tywyn Market. Because it’s a nice, short drive up the coast road through Aberdovey, the ambiance in the vehicle was peak cinema. As we flew along the estuary, winding right along the very edge of the water,…
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BY ERROL (HEAD OF MARKETING) 🐾 REPORTING FROM THE COLD FRONT: Last Sunday, the corporate caravan retraced its steps and we found ourselves back at Greenacres. It was a much cooler day this time around, and the ever-present Greenacres wind definitely made its freezing presence felt right through my fur. On the tactical side of…
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BY ERROL (HEAD OF MARKETING, RETIRED VETERAN) 🐾 REPORTING FROM THE FIELD: Last Saturday, the corporate caravan rolled into Porthmadog for the craft fair outside the community centre. Strategy-wise, the setup looked promising. The weather was a lovely, blazing hot day, though the wind was putting on a bit of a performance, whipping off the…
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BY ERROL (HEAD OF MARKETING) STOP THE PRESSES! 🐾 As part of our ongoing corporate strategy to conquer new territories, we branched out to a brand-new market yesterday over in Tywyn! First impressions? Very promising indeed. It was a fantastic setting with a truly great bunch of fellow traders and excellent stalls. The only slight…
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## THE SCOOP: **BY ERROL (HEAD OF MARKETING)** STOP THE PRESSES! 🐾 Yesterday we were back at Greenacres, and let me tell you, it was the hottest and sunniest day of the year so far! It was easily in the high 20s on the stall—which a clever goggie calculates is about a hundred and eleventy-two…