ERROL’S DISPATCHESFrom the Newsdesk of Goodboy Bindle Featherstone of Quirm — Head of Marketing, Roving Reporter & Gazebo Spectator Another week, another DUK ONNA STIKK!!1!! The ritual endures, gentle readers. Markets may rise and fall, gazebos may stand or surrender, but the Holy Hour remains the fixed point around which my entire existence orbits. Long…

ERROL’S DISPATCHESFrom the Newsdesk of Goodboy Bindle Featherstone of Quirm — Head of Marketing, Roving Reporter & Stroller Enthusiast The upshot of the visit to the vets, gentle readers, is that I need to take it easy. Let those words sink in. Take it easy. Me. The dog whose entire existence is a masterclass in…

ERROL’S DISPATCHESFrom the Newsdesk of Goodboy Bindle Featherstone of Quirm — Head of Marketing, Roving Reporter & Part-Time Philosopher Be careful what you ask for, gentle readers. Last time I spoke to you all, I mentioned taking the Peugeot out for a test drive. A little jaunt. A maiden voyage. I imagined a leisurely spin…

ERROL’S DISPATCHESFrom the Newsdesk of Goodboy Bindle Featherstone of Quirm — Head of Marketing, Roving Reporter & Reluctant Automotive Critic It happened, gentle readers. After weeks of false starts, phantom listings, and the -ing eejit’s increasingly desperate phone calls, a car has actually, physically, verifiably appeared on our gravey yard. I know. I am as…

ERROL’S DISPATCHESFrom the Newsdesk of Goodboy Bindle Featherstone of Quirm — Head of Marketing, Roving Reporter & Cynical Car Critic Monday. Newtown. Our second outing at this particular beat, and I must confess, gentle readers, I approached it with a journalist’s most dangerous companion: hope. Hope that the weather would be kinder than our inaugural…

ERROL’S DISPATCHESFrom the Newsdesk of Goodboy Bindle Featherstone of Quirm — Head of Marketing, Roving Reporter & Sunday Specialist Birthday over, gentle readers. The steak is but a glorious memory, the party hat returned to whatever cupboard party hats go to die. No time to rest on my laurels — there is work to be…

ERROL’S DISPATCHESFrom the Newsdesk of Goodboy Bindle Featherstone of Quirm — Head of Marketing, Chief Morale Officer & Birthday Boy Stop the presses, gentle readers. Hold the front page. Tell the typing pool to put down their sandwiches and listen. I am nine. NINE. The figure itself is almost too momentous to type. Nine years…

ERROL’S DISPATCHESFrom the Newsdesk of Goodboy Bindle Featherstone of Quirm — Head of Marketing, Chief Morale Officer & Veteran of the Craft Fair Circuit Four fairs in four days, gentle readers. Four. Count them. I have. The -ing eejit says I sleep eighteen hours a day and therefore have no right to complain about fatigue.…

BY ERROL (HEAD OF MARKETING) 🐾 DAY THREE OF THE MARATHON: Monday brought a most welcome operational adjustment—a bit of a lie-in! Because the Tywyn Monday Market starts a little later and is significantly closer to headquarters than Greenacres, we enjoyed a wonderfully leisurely 7:30 AM start. Once the caravan was loaded, off we went…

BY ERROL (HEAD OF MARKETING) 🐾 DAY TWO OF THE MARATHON: After the high-stakes exploration of new territories yesterday in Barmouth, it was highly comforting to steer the corporate caravan back into completely familiar territory: Greenacres! The deployment started under cool and cloudy skies. Most notably, the characteristic Greenacres onshore gale failed to make an…