A portrait of the dog as a small artist.

By Goodboy Bindle Featherstone of Quirm (Head of Marketing & Snack Connoisseur)

Greetings, fans and followers. It is I, Errol, reporting live from the carpet. Heavy is the head dat wears the collar, especially when you is single-handedly running the PR department of this entire operation.

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