By Goodboy Bindle Featherstone of Quirm (Head of Marketing & Snack Connoisseur)

Hello!

Hello fans and followers. It is I, Errol—officially known as Goodboy Bindle Featherstone of Quirm—reporting live from the carpet. Heavy is the head that wears the collar, especially when you are single-handedly running the PR department of this entire operation. Being Head of Marketing for Jon and Mary’s Curios is not merely a job; it is a calling that requires constant vigilance, sharp instincts, and a relentless dedication to the brand.

While the humans busy themselves with silver and wood, I am the one managing the real affairs of the company. From my vantage point on the living room rug, I monitor the workshop’s output, ensuring that every robot figure meets my exacting standards and that every piece of jewellery sparkles just enough to catch a human’s eye. It is exhausting work, but somebody has to oversee the finer details of the business. I keep the team focused, although occasionally I must remind them who truly sets the creative direction here.

Communication

Communication is key in my role. I make sure our audience stays updated, even when my assistants are too preoccupied with their metalworking to realize that the digital world needs content. Whether it is keeping the cats, Alice and Loki, from interfering with the inventory or simply maintaining morale throughout a long day in the workshop, my presence is the glue that holds our little empire together.

When we eventually venture out to the craft fairs, my responsibilities only multiply. I am the first point of contact for every visitor, the face of the business, and the self-appointed security detail for our precious stock. It is a busy life, but I wouldn’t have it any other way. Stay tuned for more updates from the front lines of the workshop.

Kthxbai,

Errol